baby: a- a- a-
parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
baby: a- aaa- al-
parents: apple?? air??
baby: a- al- al-
baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential

escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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tagged: +basically 
kickthepj:

people often ask why I wear skinny girl jeans…It’s because I look like a clown in regular mens jeans. also, womens jeans are comfy. also, each to their own. also, I’m a bob-omb.

kickthepj:

people often ask why I wear skinny girl jeans…It’s because I look like a clown in regular mens jeans. also, womens jeans are comfy. also, each to their own. also, I’m a bob-omb.

fawnbaby:

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later