Panic! the Game


I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.

I pretend to be poetic to convince people there is more to me than a shallow mind full of nothing but a reality to grasp onto. I want to make people believe that my mind is as deep as an ocean; waves clashing, plunging out sentences of eloquence with value that even the shores would believe. But I, I am just a puddle. I don’t make waves collide nor do I turn the subtle tides, and shores surely do not fall for me. I am just a puddle.
The Nature Within Me by; Alyssa (via piercedclits-tattedtits) ←


How to impress your girl:

  1. Assemble a giant pile of Pokemon plushies
  2. Fuck her in it




"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names




british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard


"It’s over, Finn"

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